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Random Drunk Thoughts

Damn when you break up with somebody you really might never speak to them again... that kinda sucks lol...

I've read over 200 mock nba drafts and none of them got Michael Porter falling to the Knicks smh

I probably already met my soulmate and f*cked it up...

That new fake rice quino is not that that bad, but it’s not good at all...

I hate when people FaceTime me randomly, but I always expect people to pick up my random FaceTime calls...

I’m a hypocrite...

No, not really I just hold other people to higher standers than I hold myself...

Ok, I’m a hypocrite...

I got 8 dates planned and nobody I want to take on them :/

Is it weird I still got pics of my ex in my phone? I’m not ready to delete our memories, I kind of feel like those are my moments i always want to cherish even when I’m mad old and dying with Alzheimer at like 48... But I don’t want no dude with pics of him and my new girl in his phone, wtf! I’ll kick his ass...

Yea, I’m a hypocrite...

Damn we really gotta get old 1 day, we’ll I guess it’s better than not getting old...

Robots are gonna be walking around chilling soon and a specific race of people (not saying no names) will fight for the right to marry them lol that’s so crazy, we really living in the future...

Finding out your partner cheating on you is really overrated lol...

My only 2 options at this point is for me to be single and lonely forever or miserable in a relationship...

The Jets gonna win the super bowl this year that’s wild...

I got mad fire relationship captions, mad lowkey fire date spots and cute gifts to give to my next GF but I kinda feel like it’s bad because I’m already planning on doing these things so I’ll be doing them because I want to but not because I’m really in love with her...

Nah it’s ok, it’s premeditated Love. Premeditated murder worst than regular murder so premeditated love gotta be better than regular love right?

I know I deserve to be single and lonely forever but everybody don’t always get what they deserve so...
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